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Porcelain & Velvet (Epilogue)

Author: Odd
Title: Porcelain & Velvet (Epilogue)
Rating: NC-17 (series overall)
Word Count: 1,700
Warnings: Car crash (first part only), suicide and talk thereof, off-screen character death, prostitution
Summary: For this prompt on the kink meme. "Kurt loses his dad in High School & cannot pay for college. He meets someone who tells him about a high class brothel where he can sell his virginity & earn enough money for college over a short time…Blaine is Kurt's age, very well off…He buys Kurt's virginity." (Snipped a bit to omit potential spoilers and details that have been changed.)
Notes: It took far longer than I ever expected, but this is the final piece. Big thanks to wanderer_chan and fabrisse for helping me whip this into shape, as well as everyone who put up with my babbling and especially to everyone who stuck with this from the start. <3

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Author: Odd
Title: A Fitting Tribute
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~2,100
Summary: The kids of New Directions put together a special thank you for Mister Schuester.  
Warnings: Exhibitionism, group sex, oral sex, rimming, fisting, pony play, cross dressing, faux-necrophilia (kind of?), really awkward mobile sex positions, ridiculous song choices, group masturbation, offensive imagery (including religious and Nazi-related) and racial stereotypes.  I think that might be it.  Oh, yeah - it's really badly written.  
Notes:  This is my stab at taking the tradition of "The Aristocrats" and turning it into 'Glee' fic.  If you're familiar with the joke, you'll probably be pretty well-prepared.  If you are not and you read ahead without paying heed to the warnings, you probably get what's coming to you.  The point of the joke is to take it as far as you possibly can (and I actually held back a little).  This is not NC-17 because it's sexy; it's rated that way because it's just plain bad.  

Thanks to Piper for being brave and foolish enough to read it first.  <3


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Special (NC-17)

Author: Odd
Title: Special
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,800
Spoilers: For 'Nationals
Summary: When Kurt and Blaine spend the night together after Nationals, it's anything but ordinary.
Notes: I got the idea for this last night as I was going to bed, and I pretty much "wrote" it by talking into the voice memo function of my iPod with my head stuck under the covers. Transcribed and (barely) cleaned up throughout the day (and you would not believe how much longer that took than "telling" it). Another quick and dirty bit of unbeta'd randomness.

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Porcelain & Velvet 10/11

Author: Odd
Title: Porcelain & Velvet 10/11
Rating: NC-17 (series overall)
Word Count: 5,000
Warnings: Car crash (first part only), suicide and talk thereof, off-screen character death, prostitution
Summary: For this prompt on the kink meme. "Kurt loses his dad in High School & cannot pay for college. He meets someone who tells him about a high class brothel where he can sell his virginity & earn enough money for college over a short time…Blaine is Kurt's age, very well off…He buys Kurt's virginity." (Snipped a bit to omit potential spoilers and details that have been changed.)
Notes: Big thanks to wanderer_chan and fabrisse for helping me whip this into shape, as well as foranotherworld and flyblckbirdfly, for being my secret-keepers. I know I said ten would be the last, but it turned out to need a lot more words than anticipated. We’re in the home stretch though. Promise. <3

Part one can be found here

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Still There (NC-17)

Author: Odd
Title: Still There
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,200
Spoilers: None. Potentially non-canon compliant, depending on what you think happened at the end of 'The First Time.'
Summary: Blaine just wants to savor the memory.
Notes: Another quick and dirty thing I whipped up because of a random idea.

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Leave Me Dripping

Author: Odd
Title: Leave Me Dripping
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,600
Summary: Puck gives Sebastian three seconds. Sebastian wants a lot more.
Warnings: masturbation, watersports, humiliation, rough sex, unrealistic sex, possible dubcon (depending on how you take it)
Notes: So.  I'm doing this thing where I'm trying to force myself to do new things and go out of my comfort zone.  This *definitely* qualifies.  I'm not really a fan of "warning" for sexual content, but seriously - don't blame me for what follows if you didn't read them.

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Truth Or Dare (NC-17)

Author: Odd
Title: Truth or Dare
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,900
Summary: What happens in a game of Truth or Dare stays in Truth or Dare. Or: 'The One Where Everyone Thinks Tina's Hot (Especially Santana)'
Warnings: girl on girl, exhibitionism, infidelity with partner's consent (don't know how else to put it), sex in front of an audience (and technically some audience participation).
Notes: Quick and dirty and written to try and break my current block. :>

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Author:  Odd
Title:  The Things That Cost You Too Much [RPF]
Rating:  NC-17
Word Count:  22,600
Warnings:  Angst.  Lots and lots of angst.
Summary: They say you never forget your first love, and this is true.  They also say you never get a second chance, and this is slightly less true.
Notes: Just like it takes a village to raise a child, it took one to help me bring this to life.  Thank you to Birdie, Ashley, Fabrisse, Tara, Christine, and Lucie, for various levels of feedback and reassurance.  Thank you to Cass for being my partner in frustration and the most valuable sounding board ever.  Thank you to Pushplaytobegin for pointing out where I went wrong and the ways she thought I went right, and (as always), Laura for making it appear I have a basic grasp on the mechanics of the English language.  Title comes from the song 'True Faith,' by New Order. The entire thing is pretty much one New Order song after another (or at least, that's what made me write it), and you can hear all of them here.*




(Art by the lovely missduckiedear, who deserves a medal not just for this beautiful picture,
but for putting up with my scatterbrained self.)

PROLOGUE:

Once upon a time, there were two very special boys. One grew up in a small house in a small town, with two loving parents and a younger sister he loved more than life itself. The other in a bigger house in a small city that had a big reputation, with two loving parents and the best big brother a guy could ever have. Both spent hours making up stories and playing pretend, dreaming of the day when someone would pay them to make those dreams feel real for other people.

One was willing to compromise.

The other one was not.